1.18.2004

One might say
he was as
cool as a cucumber

The problem is
that my cucumber
is quite warm.

You see, if you
leave a cucumber
out on the
sidewalk

it begins to
heat up and
burn.

Now, if I
were to slice
up my heated
cucumber

I would most
likely find
it sour

so the moral
of the story
is to

keep your cucumber
inside until
you plan

to eat it.
the end

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