God damn. I just woke up five minutes ago. As I slowly gained consciousness, I realised that the side of my chest really hurt and that my left hand was completely numb. Arrgh.
I then noticed that I had passed out somewhere on the floor. Half of me was on the carpet, but my side and my face were on that goddamned plastic sheet I have for my rolling chair.
And I still need to shower and pack my lunch. Fuck me.

That has got to be the worst 'nap' I've ever had in my life.