I had this really weird dream last night. For my birthday, I had rented a screen at a movie theater to show Expendable for my family and friends. I had a helluva time rounding up everyone to get to the theater. Once the lights were dimmed and the opening credits began to roll, I started noticing differences. The guys at the theater had changed my movie! As it progressed, I realised they had changed the whole thing into a trite, computer-generated parody of Star Trek. Those bastards.

I was just about to have a little "word" with the managment when I woke up. Trippy.