A message from the grave*:

*Gasp* It's hard to breathe in this coffin**. Just lonley me and my laptop in here. Just wanted to assure all my devoted readers*** that i'm 52% Alive.
With only 3 WEEKS to go until the "Big BM****" and with firstworld upload down*****, i can't get The Cowtrix or White & White working. Don't touch that mouse wheel, more stuff to come******!
And finally; a song. 2222542212. Yes, that is the theme for me.

---Eliot

And now, the footnotes.

*Confines of my room **Pillow Box ***Count:2 ****Bar Mitzvah, not massive constipation *****Website upload is offline ******Eventually