A recent late-night coding endeavor has yielded a peculiar result:
Guru Meditation.

I can't really say why I made this or what I was aiming for.
If I was being generous, I'd call it a pastiche of eastern mysticism lite, doggerel humor, and hacker aesthetics.

If you have any material (profound statements, koans, short poems, wordplay, etc.) which you would like to include, please email them to me.